day Desiree chose to go to
A very nice school known as Tulane
for her, as fate would have it
her new room, her and Dina would sit.
Dina is awesome, but could sometimes be crude
to shut her up you would just need some food.
this began a crazy adventure in N-O
it turns out only psycho people go.
instance, there is Maggie quite a cool teen,
to Dina, she is very mean.
is also Matt, of whom Maggie is proud
at the Rat, he makes his laugh really scary and loud.
there is sweet Desiree, with Nick, her honey.
Desiree always starts every humorless story with you wanna hear something really funny?
is Chris, a Minnesotan, who says things like Rut Beer
laughs at EVERYTHING and makes himself tear.
Angel with her sausage and her phrases like neat-o.
in the bathroom is where she is known to leave a burrito.
is Sarah, a cutie, who is a very bubbly chick,
absolutely adores her friend named Nick.
is another member who has PB&J
will someday use me for my connections to Thursday.
is Shelby our RA who likes to make stir fry
we affectionately call Chinese Nerve Gas That Hurts the Eye
also have to mention Tim, who went too heavy on the sauce
if you are Minnesotan, that last line should rhyme with gross